Just call me Pavlov's dog because I just realized there are some things I do ALL the time out of strange habit. There are a lot of examples but here are four:
- EVERY time I talk to my desk/pod mate Daniel, I apply chapstick. (strange, i know. its just that the container sits in my pencil thing and every time I turn to the left, I see it... thus.... I swipe. It happens)
- EVERY time I answer the phone and it is my sister I ask "What doing?" in a very particular, twin-specific way. every. time. (i don't know, OK?)
- EVERY time I start whistling, I whistle "Camptown Races." (There is no explanation for me.)
and... maybe the strangest....
- EVERY time I (used to) flip through a phone book, I have to use the restroom. I know. I KNOW. I'm telling you... I would all but wet my pants looking for the phone number to Papa John's.
so....
woof!
2 comments:
You are KIDDING me! This is the funniest thing I have ever read. You are so nuts!!
I bet it's the smell of the phone book. Great Escape would do that to me, too, every single time I entered the place, and I swear it was the smell in there. At least you are aware of these little odd quirks!
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