Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Pirates on the Dragon's Tail

For starters, i would like to address you, my public. It is for you that i begin this illustrious journey. It is for you that i chronicle my bizarre life. It is for YOU. So... here goes nothing.

Today i discovered something completely fascinating. It turns out that when one drives eastward from the great Music City, one will reach Knoxville. One could then make the decision to turn off in the direction of Robbinsville, NC for the sake of spending Thanksgiving with family. I am the fortunate beneficiary of some new family members. (Actually, this raises a question i have long had... if my sister accquires in-laws, do i have any sort of ownership of them also?) Nevertheless, Chad's (brother in law) extended family lives in the mountains of Western North Carolina. Mom, Dad and me got invited to join in on what promises to be a memorable holiday! It turns out that just shy of this cozy small town exists a national attraction. The Tail of the Dragon. Motorcyclists come from far and wide to enjoy this mountainous stretch of road. That is because within 11 miles exists 311 turns! We're talking sharp ones, y'all! Curves that sane people take at 20 mph. These bikers rage on this road at high speeds for the thrill of it all. People stand on the side of the road and take pictures! it is serious! You can imagine i was surprised to learn this while driving cluelessly through the autumn trees. I was also surprised to learn, upon arrival, that no women should drive this stretch of road alone! How was i to know there are PIRATES "in these parts". Alas, it seems there are people who will literally force you to the side of the road and steal your belongings! Shocking! My story, however, ends with not nearly so much excitement... it ends with a greasy calzone at Papa's Pizza and hugs from Mom and Dad. And later beef stew at Chad's granny's crib. so awesome.

Thats all for tonight. I'm tired and the pull out love seat is calling my name! Thank you, Microtel, and Goodnight.

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