Guest blogger

So, last night I sat on my couch. I was surrounded by some fun(ny) friends and said, "what should I blog about?" One friend decided he would blog for me. There is no explanation. I just have to let you read it. It is unedited and here you have it. Ladies and gentlemen... Adam Duncan:

Ok, peeps.  I totally preesh having a guest blog on my blog.  For the first time ever, I have invited a dear friend to blog on my behalf.  He has a list of things that people shouldn't like, and he is going to blog that list with us.  His name is Adam Duncan...he is totally into guest blogging because he doesn't have a blog of his own...and the square root of 69 is 8 something. 

Please, don't like these things:

1.) Chewing with your mouth open.  Its kinna gross and makes funny noises.

2.) Introducing yourself to someone...for the fifth time.  Please, just fake it.

3.) Timid drivers...especially the ones that come to a complete stop on the entrance ramp to the interstate.

4.) Abbrevs.

Ok, I'm changing this list up a bit.  Its going to be finished with things a depressed doctor may say to himself while trying to fall asleep at night.

5.) "Does my occupation fulfill me?"

6.) "Do I really help people?"

7.) "If I died tonight, would anybody notice?" (answer: yes, tons of people would notice)

Sorry...I need to make another change of direction with this thing.  The list will (seriously) be finished up with "Phrases that tickle the eardrum".

8.) The eel eerily trickled down the slithery slide to fulfill his destiny of laying waste to the Far East.

9.) Thirty Helens agree: Jiggle it a little it'll open.

10.) Skin falls and babies crawl or felines eat the cheese.

Thank you for your time.  Preesh.

Kelley and Adam

Thirty Helens, huh? Love it. :)

Guest blogger-ship may be the way to go. Now, I just have to get Jackie to write the next one. 

Have a great Thursday, y'all!