Carolism

I must interrupt this story telling series for a small shout-out to Carol. This morning, while on her way to her new doctor (one of the steps of moving from North to South Carolina), she gave me a call. After a delightful chat, this happened:

me: So, I'll just give you a call tomorrow.
Carol: Oh shoot- where is that hospital. UGH- I'm a terrible person.
me: MOM!
Carol: No- I'm not. I meant to say, "I'm a terrible person with directions."
me: well, that's true.
Carol: OH GOOD- there's a helicopter. I'll follow it. Bye!
me: oh, lord.

Ain't no party like a Carol Kirker party cuz a Carol Kirker party don't stop.