in addish...

is it better that I have a completely true coffee mug today or that I'm wearing no sleeves because it is so warm?

You be the judge.

and a CLOSE second....

they're on FIRE today...

carol: i'm bringing ham and jello salad to our office party this week.
me: that sounds like old people food
carol: but its the really good cranberry jello salad- i love it.
me: that makes total sense. you're old.
carol: not that old.
me: you're right. not til February.
carol: you're right... i'm ancient. but.... God is older.
me: oh my gosh.

I LOVE MY PARENTS!!!!!!!!

Cam

dad: kel. I saw a lifetime movie last night whose star looks JUST like your roomie Jordan.
me: dad. you watch fa la la la lifetime???
dad: I gave up a while ago when, for my BIRTHDAY, I saw "Mama Mia"
me: iloveyousomuch.

the kicker? He was totally right! She's the spitting image of Jordy!!

love you, pops.